Movies That Ruined My Childhood: The Peanut Butter Solution The Peanut Butter Solution didn’t give me “the fright”, but it certainly weirded me out. So I buried it deep, deep into my subconscious. Thank you …
Category: Movies That Ruined My Childhood
Sometimes a movie seems hell bent on destroying your childhood. We relive our childhood traumas and review those movies here.
Movies That Ruined My Childhood: Krull (1983.) Krull is a science fiction/fantasy story full of terrifying characters and utter nonsense that threw its spinning glaive into my impressionable mind. Growing up, I was a big …
Movies That Ruined My Childhood: The NeverEnding Story The NeverEnding Story is a timeless tale all about… nothing. The Nothing, to be precise. I’ve turned around and looked at what I saw, now I’ll share …
TV That Ruined My Childhood: Unsolved Mysteries. NBC’s documentary style crime program did more than collar criminals, it terrified children. So a win-win. Amazon Prime’s latest offering, Lore, was nominally inspired by the long running …
Movies That Ruined My Childhood: G.I. Joe The Movie (1987). Wait, I haven’t talked about this movie already? How the heck haven’t I talked about this movie already!? I could have sworn that I’d already …
Movies That Ruined My Childhood: Revenge of the Nerds The classic underdog comedy Revenge of the Nerds is a good movie, for what it is. Then, “How”, you may ask, “did it ruin your childhood?”. …
Movies that Redeemed My Childhood: The Karate Kid I sit down with a classic from my youth to wash the bitter taste of The Smurfs out of my mouth. As an added bonus I pretty …
Movies That Ruined My Childhood: The Smurfs and the Magic Flute …Or more accurately: Movies that Shattered the Illusion that anything I liked in my Childhood was any Good. With the Smurfs once again in …
Movies That Ruined My Childhood: Raggedy Ann & Andy. Raggedy Ann and Andy’s musical movie is filled to the brim with odd characters, ghastly sights, and plenty of childhood scarring memories. When I wrote my …
Movies That Ruined My Childhood. Disney’s Benji the Hunted Benji, Disney’s answer to Lassie, tries to find his way out of the woods. What he finds instead is horror. Unspeakable horror. The Secret Life of …