Star Wars Episode IX steamrolls into theaters alongside two other brave contenders.
You have to hand it to the people behind the movie adaptation of Cats. Not only is it kind of ludicrous that the musical about singing cats is getting made into a movie, it’s doubly insane that they chose to premier the same week as Star Wars. That is some unparalleled levels of chutzpah. I look forward to it’s forthcoming implosion with much glee.
For those not already blocking out their media schedule with repeat viewings of Star Wars, there are also *gasp* three new streaming movies.
The based on true events drama about three women who took on Fox news owner Roger Ailes over sexual harassment.
Hell if I know what this is about. Singing cats decide which of their rank gets to die and come back to life. I guess.
Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker.
A Skywalker rises. There. I’ve spoiled the movie for you.
Video on Demand.
A group of friends engage in a bet to see who can last longest on a mysterious island. Of course there’s a monster on the island.
When a young woman from an indigenous tribe in the Amazon leaves her village to protest a proposed dam, she is kidnapped by human traffickers.